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The 10 WORST lyrics in Taylor Swift's new album - ranked! As fans slam her for being cringe and uninspired, KARA KENNEDY says this record is more tortured than poet: 'You smokеd, then ate seven bars of chocolate'
Naïve, uninspired, twee, the lyrics read like high-school diary entries that even hard-core groupies will struggle to defend. Here are my top ten most torturous Taylor clangers!
I learnt that the hard way, after arguing in a piece for the Mail last summer that this breakup-obsessed, 34-year-old billionairess was – whisper it – something of a cynical capitalist who can't really dance, sing or produce anything that original. Each page was signed off neatly with Spotify's logo – soooo classy – while other shelf items included kitschy busts, clocks and old-timey globes meant to look vintage and academic. Early snatchings of the Taylor's great thesis to come, examples of which included: 'my muses, acquired like bruises'; 'even statues crumble, if they're made to wait'; and 'as she was leaving, it felt like breathing.'
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