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Temptation Island Recap: The Floodgates Are Open


The men waste no time cheating on their partners, but it’s okay because it’s in the name of “figuring out” their relationships or whatever.

In the midst of all of this pent-up sexual frustration, Mark L. Walberg tells the couples it’s time to trim the fat from this island and eliminate two singles per villa. Meanwhile, boys get rid of Reba, who I’ve literally never seen before in my life, and Mia, the FBoy Island alum who had to (a) take on the role of Lino’s therapist and (b) in the same breath, hear him declare that she’s just not his type. The first couple to take advantage of the so-called “Haven” (which is actually just a smaller version of the Weasleys’ tent from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) is Tyler and Kay, whose passionate makeout confirms that the mics are, indeed, on.

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