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Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department Barely Being About Ex Joe Alwyn Might Be The Most Expert Takedown Of Them All!


She once loved a London Boy... and then it all came crashing down! Taylor Swift's new album The Tortured Poets Department dropped on Friday. And while we

And while we knew there would be Joe Alwyn breakup references, we didn’t realize the takedown of the actor would be an album that is seemingly BARELY centered around his six year relationship with the pop star! Taylor is masterful at takedowns, references, and easter eggs (she mentions the color blue so many times, as a clear nod to Alwyn) — and Joe was immune to none of it. “I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday every day I’m so obsessed with him, but he avoids me like the plague I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it’s an art You know you’re good when you can even do it with a broken heart”

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