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Taylor Swift’s Lyrical Traffic Violations, Ranked
She should be spending less time at the Tortured Poets Department and more time at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
And after 11 albums of this, including her newly released The Tortured Poets Department, it’s reached a point where I finally understand why the gay antagonist in “Picture to Burn” didn’t let her drive his “stupid old pickup truck.” When the trend began to slow down, it seemed like it might have been because her then-boyfriend, Joe Alwyn, was a good, responsible driver, whose time behind the wheel wasn’t interesting enough to sing about — but maybe the real reason was they just weren’t leaving the house. As any history buff knows, in December of 2014 Taylor Swift and Harry Styles went on a ski trip to Park City, Utah, with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
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