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TALK OF THE TOWN: A volley of f-words scandalise posh tennis club where Princess Kate and family play

I can reveal that courts at The Hurlingham, have been taken over by foul-mouthed younger members who unleash four-letter salvos when they lose a point.

Days after their farmhouse was surrounded by flood waters, they have been plagued with the noise of massive troop carriers thundering overhead on exercises to and from nearby RAF Brize Norton. ‘I wanna be part of the broligarchy,’ says Piers as he was named Santa Rita Boisdale Cigar Smoker of the Year, referring to the likes of Elon Musk and podcaster Joe Rogan. Actress Rebel Wilson may be ensconced in a high-profile court drama in Los Angeles but she can still count on chums such as make-up guru Charlotte Tilbury on this side of the Atlantic.

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