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Summer House Season-Premiere Recap: Go West, Young Man
We’ve got some new dudes in the house.
No, my happy place is not a summer in the Hamptons; it is my imaginary husband, Kyle McGill Cooke, talking about taking fingers up the butt on national television. Kyle and his group of summertime yahoos are back in their happy place, living in the cardboard Burj Dubai of Amazon boxes littering their front yard as they arrive at the beach. After West’s dinner — where he entertained Ciara the whole time, much to everyone’s amazement because even standing in the kitchen is the closest she’s ever come to household chores — everyone heads to the carnival, which was very sweet and wholesome.
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