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Summer House Season-Finale Recap: Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off


We’ve finally reached the end of Carl and Lindsay’s break-up.

I wanted them to go full Sex and the City with Ciara sleeping with a bellhop and Gabby shitting her bathing suit because she wouldn’t drink the Mexican water or whatever nonsense Charlotte got up to. A lot was happening: a fire-breather, Amanda and Paige posing in Furiosa’s car, and Danielle going for round two with Joe the Balloon Guy in the upstairs bathroom. The crew, sans cameras, goes to see Alabama or Chicago or Florida Georgia Line or some shit in Montauk, and Lindsay finally agrees to go, but only if she doesn’t have to ride with Carl.

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