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Summer House Recap: The Finished Line
Maybe we should all remember that it takes two people to make a horrible relationship.
After a few too many drinks, West accidentally conks out in Ciara’s bed but swears nothing happened, which we know is true because there is nothing the editors of Summer House love more than getting some Paranormal Activity-style footage of two people humping in the middle of the night. When the two separate, Ciara goes to the liquor store with Craig, who says that she really likes goobers based on her attraction to both West and Austen, a man with a tongue so large it belongs in Jesse Solomon’s mouth. JS says, “What we’re getting at is it seems really soon to be getting married given the complications.” Across the pool, Paige asks Lindsay the question she asked Amanda two months before she got married: “Are you sure, because it’s way easier to call off or postpone a wedding than it is to get divorced two months later?” The two statements drifted up into the air, as if the words were made physical, as if they had so much weight to them they attracted molecules out of the air and grew and grew, rising and converging like two spinning magnets knowing that they were the same but opposite, true but also false, north but also south, as their attraction finally ended in a collision.
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