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Summer House Recap: Textual Awakening


The Carl and Lexi situationship is progressing too quickly, and I’m starting to get worried.

Yes, the boys went all out with a water slide, a hot-dog cart, a dunk tank, and our favorite bromances in matching couples’ costumes (Carl and Kyle as a hot dog and bun and Jesse and West as ketchup and mustard). I’m telling you about all of these new people, getting into Jexi, and burnishing Danielle’s ego for one reason: I am putting off talking about my imaginary husband, Kyle Cooke, because I already know that he’s wrong. Paige says Kyle was upset that her boyfriend Craig joined another hard-seltzer brand and that her best friend (and our old scourge) Hannah Berner talked some shit about him on a podcast.

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