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Summer House Recap: Snoozefest


It looks as if there’s more going on with the Jesse-Lexi situationship, and it doesn’t make Jesse look very good.

You don’t want to know how many times I’ve searched “hunky blond booze entrepreneur bisexual threeway” into Pornhub hoping to uncover something from Kyle’s past. I’m spending all of this time talking about boys and porn because I really don’t want to get to the, ahem, meat of the episode, which is Jesse behaving like a fool and Lexi finally exposing him. The girls all stay in on Friday night making dream catchers (inspired by the hit song by LOCK, the Ladies of Rock), floating lantern clouds, and the most adorable pink bows that you’ve ever seen this side of a gender reveal that didn’t burn down a mountainside.

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