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Summer House Recap: Say Yeesh to the Dress
Kyle and Amanda will be having the same fight until the end of eternity.
It’s like being at the beach; at first, you really notice the roar of the surf pounding into the sand, but after about 30 minutes, it’s just there, and you keep moving on with your life, knowing that the gravity of the moon will keep pulling at the water and this cycle will continue long since our ashes have been scattered in the SUR Alley, a future UNESCO World Heritage Site. That’s kind of like, I don’t know, putting on a women’s swimsuit for a lifeguard-themed volleyball game and then dragging the whitest possible ass out in a sea full of strangers. It’s the clarity that every summer we’re making a movie, the dinners and drinks, the volleyball games on the beach, the little strumpets named Camille who show you just how good a hand job can feel.
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