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Summer House Recap: Beast Mode


The clock is literally ticking on Carl and Lexi’s relationship.

After a long night of sharing a bed with his paramour, Jesse arrives back in his and West’s room, pauses for a moment, and lets out the sort of loud sputtering fart that you only hear in prank videos. So many of us at home see these gorgeous people with their perfect bodies on Instagram and think they have all the confidence in the world, but Lexi is obviously insecure about her smaller breasts, probably because she’s heard, point blank, at so many castings that she doesn’t have the bodacious tatas that some campaigns are looking for. Carl should not be taking either fashion or relationship advice from newbie Imrul, who wears a pair of white sunglasses with a shade on them that is so stupid they would be laughed out of a day rave on Staten Island.

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