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Southern Charm Season-Premiere Recap: The Cup Runneth Over


It seems fair that Shep’s life changes don’t totally convince Austen and Craig.

Ever since Shep got so wasted at BravoCon that he needed to have a talking-to from NBCUniversal’s corporate overlords, things between him and Craig and Austen have been more sour than the face Patricia makes if someone uses the wrong fork. Yes, both of them have been just as messy, but it seems like Craig isn’t as interested in never-ending games of Flip Cup anymore and Austen, for as drunk as he gets, has never, you know, mocked an unhoused woman and gotten caught on camera. While I think it’s going to be fascinating to see the shifting dynamics between Austen, Shep, and Craig now that they’ve all made life changes, if you ask me what I’m really looking forward to, it’s dunking on JT like he’s the world’s tiniest gingerbread man in a cup of steaming hot tea.

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