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Southern Charm Season-Finale Recap: Hold the Phone


What was once such a promising season ends with an anti-climatic finale.

The crazy thing about this season is that it started off with so much promise, with Craig and Austen looking like they were going to split, Taylor and newbie Salley after each other’s throats about a man named after a Disney villain, Madison’s husband in medical peril, JT and Venita doing whatever the hell they were doing, and Whitney sporting the worst frosted tips we’ve seen outside of a 98 Degrees video. Craig and Austen made up, Taylor won’t mess with Salley, Madison’s husband is healed by his own hotness, and Whitney has moved onto a butter yellow jacket that is possibly the nicest thing he’s ever worn on television. When Shep — who wins the worst dressed award in his Nehru jacket that looks like a Civil War uniform — arrives at Molly’s house, he discovers that her door knocker is a naked dude with elephantiasis of the scrotum.

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