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Southern Charm Recap: Tommy Bahamas
Watching Shep and Sienna’s slow-motion breakup is excruciating.
Okay, Okay, we don’t see much of her conversation with Shep because it wasn’t until the very end of the episode that she sauntered down the hallway in a teeny tiny dress with gift bags for girls she might never get to meet, but everything about this is giving me more red flags than a never-ending Chinese motorcade. He’s trying to impress a 26-year-old woman who isn’t that into him, and he’s going to show up in her native land with sunglasses, tan lines, half a sunburn, and a pink flamingo-themed matching bathing suit set? Oh, that is a major demotion and you can tell by Shep shrieking, “You’ve seen me change a million times,” as she slithers out of the room with a champagne glass and heads downstairs, yes, like a snake, one stair at a time, slowly and with dark purpose, she’s rubbing her belly all over the apartment, her tongue flicking around so that she can see just where to coil, just where to get comfortable before Shep comes down and she can finally deliver the final, venomous blow that will end their relationship for good.
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