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Southern Charm Recap: Must Hang With Salley


It seems we were misreading Salley this whole time.

He seems like the annoying Kieran Culkin character in Home Alone all grown up, someone who you’re forced to share a bed with, knowing that in the middle of the night he’s going to wet it because he drank too much Pepsi Free. Okay, now we have to talk about Salley’s housewarming party, where Venita got wasted, jumped in the pool, and almost drowned before Craig saved her and ruined the suede shoes that Paige definitely picked out for him. Salley was playing it really hard at the party, pushing her story line and introducing Shep to her boyfriend, Andrew, a wildlife habitat for the last remaining man bun in America, and saying that they’ve crossed paths before.

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