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Southern Charm Recap: Bahama Mamas


Austen tries to repair his friendship with Craig while Craig tries to buy him out.

Well, a bunch of awkward conversations and one great one, which was when Madison and Patricia sat in a canopy bed drinking champagne from coupes, eating caviar on chips with mother-of-pearl spoons, and annoying the hell out of the new butler with a bell that tinkles more than a toddler who just drank a gallon of SunnyD. She eventually says she was going through some stuff and needed some space, which is the kind of bullshitty boy answer that Shep has saved on his iPhone so he can just copy and paste it twice a month to different girls. Here is Craig’s dilemma: he can have this life he has now filled with working, hanging out with Paige, gardening, and making more pillow content than even Mike Lindell thinks is a good idea, or he can have friends.

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