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Sirens Recap: Temptation Island


Michaela distracts Simone from Ethan with a mission to stalk Peter. Unfortunately, Simone’s about as good at that as Devon is at subtle questioning.

For all the very real shit Sirens brings up — and this episode features some very intense revelations — it still feels like a book I could rip through in a single sunny afternoon after a wholesome round of quahogging. He invites her up to share another joint in the “one corner of the house that still gets to be mine.” It’s true: The traditional wooden crow’s nest doesn’t look like the rest of the compound, which feels more “What if the Hotel Bella Donna were in the Hamptons?” But Michaela keeps pushing, her voice going all Galadriel while boring deeper into her childhood trauma — “underneath all that armor, you just needed someone to say ‘good job’” — until Devon finally cracks and spills the truth.

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