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Selling Sunset Recap: We Know Who the Bad Person Is


You’d think that a dog funeral on a reality TV show would be more fun than this, but no, we have this weird proxy war ruining the vibe.

Stop all the sales, cut off the IG Lives, prevent the dogs from barking with some McDonald’s fries, silence the iPhones and accept the cal invite, sprinkle out the ashes and let the mourners fight. The whole affair is clearly some sort of veiled competition to see who does the best presentation, with Chrishell trying to win the “most folksy and charming” award by pouring mac and cheese from a take-out container into a serving dish in the back seat of the car she just arrived in, with the door open. I’d be furious if a bunch of realtors were telling the world’s worst men that they could blast their crappy music just yards from my bedroom window all night to try and impress women.

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