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Selling Sunset Recap: I’m Going to Get Murdered


Nicole might be the most toxic person in the office, but what would this show be without her?

It’s basically an old-western movie set in Joshua Tree you can go shopping in, probably serves as some sort of tax write-off, and where the lonely ghost of a man named Zach prowls the streets, approaching groups of ladies to ask his horrible question: “Are we all taken?” (If you answer no to this, he tries to take you.) Though he returns to the streets of Pioneertown from whence he came, his presence highlights how unsettling this whole trip is from the start: Everyone keeps making jokes about murder, loose men are wandering about with inquiries, and half the group didn’t even show up. No offense, Alanna, Pioneertown is obviously a very special place for you, but revealing a secret affair at dinner is what separates the Emmy-nominated reality docusoaps from the infomercial/travel shows you wake up to if you fall asleep watching Saturday Night Live.

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