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Release the Beatles Jerk-off Cut


Can’t beat a Beatles beat-off.

Music biopics are becoming the nadir of culture — the new safe hit now that superhero movies are flopping and the awards-bait gambit that everyone loves to hate. “We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Whalley’s house in Woolton,” McCartney said in his official biography. However, frequent Beatle collaborator Victor Spinetti said the fap four kept the habit up even during their years of megafame, occupying down time while filming their movies with “wanking games.” It seems possible.

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