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Nobody Wants This Recap: Soft Launching Judaism


Joanne has so many opportunities to spiral out of control, but she gets a grip every time. We’re proud of her growth!

Of course, Sasha has to add in his thoughts on what’s cool and sexy about New York, “it’s hot dogs, it’s pizza, it’s hookers in Times Square,” and don’t forget “they got the giant rats!” Thankfully, Miriam ignores her dad and is now on board with the theme her grandmother has forced upon her — Joanne has to score some points with Esther for that one. When Esther asks why the hell they’re out there looking for the stars, they never do this, Sasha responds, “because it’s a super unique thing for our people, my curious little angel,” really taking his Jewish hype man role seriously. Joanne tells her that she’s jealous and lonely because she’s finally in a healthy relationship and Morgan is “still on desperate dating apps.” The whole thing ends with a bunch of fuck-yous and door slams and it’s honestly pretty intense.

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