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Nobody Wants This Recap: Be More Chill


There are worse first dates than going vibrator shopping and talking about your biggest fears.

The sales clerk warns Joanne and Noah to be careful with it because his friend dialed it all the way up to the highest setting on the first go and “she can’t fly now because the shaking is so triggering.” This is not an in-and-out (not that way) sex shop visit, though. She’s initially looking for some contact info for the guy so Noah can talk to him and try to explain, but she winds up stumbling on some much more interesting information: That woman he was buying the bondage set with? She’s afraid that she “will become emotionally dependent on a guy who will one day realize that I’m too much and break my heart.” When he turns her around, she’s wiping a tear away and wonders if this is the “most unattractive thing [he’s] ever seen.” His response?

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