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My Boyfriend Dumped Me And Started Dating An A-List Celebrity, So I Vowed To Get Revenge

While brushing his teeth, he tells me it’s over. His parting words: “And wipe your face!”

I’ve just stepped, catlike, out of the shower, in his short-term Los Angeles rental where I have been half-living since day three of our meeting, three months ago. I found out he’d quickly begun dating one of the stars of the show that, strangely enough, my dad co-wrote the hugely popular theme song for, and I realized she was everything I was not: definitely an adult, very wealthy, A-list famous. I was crushed by his refusal to meet my gaze, yet overjoyed that the declaration I’d made back on that fateful day had miraculously come to fruition.

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