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Mayfair Witches Season-Premiere Recap: We Need to Talk About Lasher


Rowan attempts to gentle-parent the Satan out of Little Lasher to precisely zero success.

Terrified seems like the most logical reaction when your kid wakes you up in the middle of the night gleefully wrenching out his own baby teeth one by one, but it is this show’s contention that a five-minute pregnancy is enough to jump-start a maternal instinct so powerful that you can forget that this is a reborn version of a man you had sex with like two weeks ago. Alas, after being magically chloroformed and kidnapped, the next time we see Ciprien, he is sitting in Albrecht Escher’s office and agreeing to recruit a vulnerable Mayfair witch to their side. But to get back to our main story, the episode closes with Rowan gently dumping the corpse of the girl Lasher killed in a large body of water amidst much fog and trembling hands.

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