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Mayfair Witches Recap: If I Only Had a Brain
If I were Rowan, I might be a little offended if I suddenly lost my capacity for complex thought and nobody noticed.
For a full hour, she walks around the house like the Scarecrow in TheWizard of Oz, and not one of her loved ones stops to say, “Hey, Ro, you seem a lot stupider than usual.” In fairness to them, she kind of doesn’t. For instance, Lark breaks into the Mayfair house without knocking, full of indignation, and demands answers about Rowan’s freaky genetic profile, which, by the way, he obtained through stealthy means and tested without her knowledge or consent. Overcome with goo-goo eyes, I guess, Rowan immediately tells Lark the whole truth about being a witch with a demon-seed son and starts pointing out all his ruptured discs and broken tibias to prove it.
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