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Mayfair Witches Finale Recap: Into the Woods
Sure, the finale is action-packed, but it’s as exciting as watching first-graders solve an escape room.
Emaleth spent the entire morning ejecting infants from her body like pop-tarts (in the Mayfair universe, the most powerful woman’s main function is Magic Womb), who were then fattened and trussed for the family to sacrifice and drink the blood. In any case, now that the tedious business of busting out of jail is done, Moira cleverly disguises herself as one of the clan with a barely passable Scottish accent and seamlessly och, aye ’s her way into the heart of the child massacre preparations. Rowan pretends like she’s not really gonna drink the Lasher blood long enough for Sip and his Talamasca SWAT team to rescue all the Taltos kiddos, who have been innocently scarfing down homemade ice cream about 30 feet away this whole time.
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