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Mary & George Recap: To Strategically Vomit
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Mary experiences a teenage nightmare when she walks into King James’s court and everyone turns to look at her and then starts talking about how terribly she’s dressed and how bad her makeup is. The next time he got upset with you because you wouldn’t listen to his sonnet, he’d end up telling the first sympathetic person he encountered that you had done a murder, and then you’d be arrested, all because George was butt-hurt about his poetry. For those not familiar with Italian art history (or Tumblr), this is a contemporaneous painting by a woman artist depicting the biblical (depending on your Bible) character Judith, who entered an Assyrian general’s tent and cut off his head.
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