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Make Jersey New Again


We know a RHONJ reboot is coming, but what might that look like? A few suggestions …

If I were in charge of Bravo (and thank god I’m not because Captain Jason would be the shirtless bartender on every episode of WWHL) these are the scenarios I would be considering and their respective pros and cons, plus the likelihood that they will actually happen here in the real world where I am just some asshole on the internet who thinks way too much about Housewives. This scenario would also mean rewarding Jackie, who had one of the worst seasons ever on Housewives, for her turncoat behavior, as well as Teresa’s husband Luis (speaking of cons) after his comments in the finale about hoping Margaret’s son “suffers.” Pros: Bravo has been trending toward younger Housewives lately, and the show’s two junior members don’t only have youth on their side, they also have a good friendship and seem like they’d be the most open to a new class of women.

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