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Love Is Blind Season 8 Power Rankings


You already know where Dave ranks.

Almost as if to beat the viewer over the head with a visual metaphor for disappointment, production even organized a bachelorette party that consisted of the participants dressing up as elderly women, wigs and accessories included, and riding the carousel in a closed-down Mall of America. Dave’s behavior this season has been relentlessly flamed in the court of public opinion, and I have nothing new to add to the discourse beyond enshrining his place at the bottom of this ranking and reiterating, as others have pointed out, that letting your big sister make your relationship decisions is not the mark of a powerful person. Minneapolis was the backdrop for the 2020 George Floyd protests, and yet Ben’s preference remains to “just kind of keep out of it.” In fact, his main allegiance seems to be to his evangelical megachurch, Eagle Brook, which preaches regressive views and dabbles in highly questionable practices(allegedly).

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