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Loot Recap: Two Minions Passing in the Night


What role is Benjamin Bratt playing in the live-action Despicable Me movie?

Molly receives this news and proceeds to invent a new way to pronounce the name Benjamin (it is a very throaty Ben Jamin) before informing him that “that is truly the hottest thing you could’ve said to me right now.” The two of them, frankly, are happy to be caught and kicked out by the retreat leader. One starts with, “Take some salad tongs, pick those tits up off the ground, and turn that hearing aid up,” and ends with, “Her dick dock is 70 percent graveyard dust at this point, good-bye.” You know how in The Notebook Ryan Gosling’s character is all in the rain like “it wasn’t over, it still isn’t over” because he just cannot ever let Allie, the love of his life, go? They ask Nicholas if he’d be interested in a job in which he has to “take off [his] shirt and belittle people in front of an adoring crowd.” At first, he assumes they’re talking about a position at Abercrombie, which he is legally not allowed to work at anymore.

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