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LIZ JONES: My warning to Elizabeth Hurley as she embarks on a very surprising new relationship with messy Billy Ray Cyrus

Here is Elizabeth Hurley , leaning in for a kiss with her new man. I can almost hear the clink of their sunglasses clashing along with their worlds-apart cultures.

To cap it all, he released an Insta photo last year endorsing Donald Trump and performed at the President's inaugural ball - prompting his adopted son to say he 'barely recognised' his father and urging him to 'get help'. I'm sorry, but the fact her 23-year-old son, a glossy-haired doppelganger of his mum and now a filmmaker, is called Damian made me study this new photo of Liz smooching Billy Ray and search for a spike hovering over their heads auguring doom. I echo that sentiment, and commend her for her unabashed optimism, embarking on a now very public romance that won't just have each other's peccadillos to contend with and adapt to ('What do you mean, it's my turn to unblock the plug hole?')

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