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Lindsay Lohan Is Basically a Good Actor Again
Who built this ripped, anatomically graphic snowman? Is there a world of snowmen offscreen waiting to be turned into sex objects for widows?
This year’s offerings include Hot Frosty, a movie about a snowman who comes to life to seduce a widow, and Lindsay Lohan’s latest, Our Little Secret,about exes who unintentionally converge at Christmas and must grapple, profoundly, with their unfinished business. Let’s first talk about Hot Frosty, which is in my estimation both a Jesus allegory and a complex work of art examining the failings of our justice system and the consequences of fascist police overreach. We literally watch as an overheated Jack codes out on the STREET in a town that “hasn’t had a murder in 100 years,” suggesting that the corrupt local police force has been manipulating the numbers all along.
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