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Let’s Wildly Speculate About The Great British Bake Off (Based on No Baking)


Who will win this season of GBBO? We’ve got no expertise but have lots of opinions.

She’s a 71-year-old former nail technician, and her bio tells us that “Her granddaughter’s 7th-birthday cake was a carousel with 500 edible diamonds that took Hazel two weeks to make!” STAR! It’s a good-to-great sign that his favorite thing to bake is a “classic lemon tart” and that he runs scheduling in his job at the NHS — stressful! Her influences seem to come from an infinite amount of places — her bio references Middle Eastern ingredients in desserts, Caribbean flavors in savory bakes, a youth in Norfolk, and a Spanish husband.

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