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Let Emily Sleep Around in Paris

Pourquoi so serially monogamous?

But sadly, once I compulsively watched the screeners made available to critics, I discovered that Emily would not, in fact, be having the time of her life as a single girl, tasting all the flavors of Paris like Julia Child at a sexual farmers’ market. This season’s complications: He’s anxious about Camille’s pregnancy; he really wants a Michelin star but hates the pastry chef he hired to fill out his menu (that is fun; I enjoy French guy–on–French guy violence); and he and Emily have sex on a roof, which she finds shocking and scandalous. In the interest of being solution-driven and forward-thinking like a good American with a pitch deck in hand abroad, I have come up with a short list of men in Paris who Emily should consider dating or just having a fling with instead of Alfie and Gabriel.

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