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King Crimson’s Robert Fripp Nearly Shows His Whole Prog Rock in OnlyFans Teaser

King Crimson founder and guitarist Robert Fripp went butt naked for a goofy April Fools' Day prank 'promoting' his new OnlyFans page.

There’s nothing like the naked body of septuagenarian rock star plugging a definitely-not-real OnlyFans to remind you that today is, in fact, April Fools’ Day. To tease the content “you never knew you needed,” Fripp shared a 26-second video himself, sitting butt-ass naked on some steps, with a guitar expertly placed between his legs. Started during the pandemic, the series found Fripp and Wilcox covering snippets of various songs while also dressing up in increasingly ridiculous and elaborate costumes.

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