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Jon Stewart Says “Nonstop Penis-To-Penis Coverage” Of Trump Trial Is “Fading Into Televised Wallpaper”


Jon Stewart has been watching the television coverage of the Donald Trump hush money trial, but that doesn't mean he has to like it.

Jon Stewart has been watching the television coverage of the Donald Trump hush money trial, but that doesn’t mean he has to like it. CNN reports that Donald Trump greeted Stormy Daniels in that hotel room wearing “satin or silk pajamas.” Pointing out that 97% of existing gas stoves comply with Biden’s new energy efficiency standards, Stewart added, “No disrespect to any of these f*cking idiots but I think we can move household appliances down on the threat to democracy list, just below aluminum-free deodorant.”

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