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Joe Lycett's dramatic baby U-turn as he 'loves being a dad' after previously admitting he was 'too self absorbed' for kids
The comedian, 36, left fans stunned on Saturday as he announced he'd welcomed his first child with his mystery girlfriend , with many quickly suggesting it could be a prank.
'If someone tells you they are pansexual then make sure to look at their nostrils, particularly in late spring, because there's a good chance they are sniffing around for a mate (at peak season they can pick up smells up to 80 miles away unless they have a sinus infection which they are prone to). 'Generally the smells they are attracted to are blueberry flavour disposable vapes, alpro soy milk (unsweetened), nail varnish remover and coins, but some really like chicken jalfrezi (NEVER, EVER put a lamb korma near a pansexual). Speaking on the Bimini Bon-Boulash's podcast The Pieces , Joe gave a rare insight into his love life as he spoke about using a fake name for his partner in a bid to keep her identity a secret.
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