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Jack Whitehall’s Harry Styles Birthday Poem Mourns One Direction and Simon Cowell’s Last ‘Three Faces’


Jack Whitehall delivered a birthday poem for Harry Styles, who turned 30 on February 1, during an appearance on 'The Tonight Show' with Jimmy Fallon.

Confident that Styles would find a way to watch The Tonight Show from wherever he was celebrating his 30th birthday, the comedian shared his poetic tribute to the musician “A twinkle in your eyes, your hair looked like a mop/A high-pitched little voice, your testicles yet to drop/You dazzled the world with your boy band One Direction/An unstoppable rise, like an unwanted morning … can I say that word on late-night?” “You branched out into acting, a dab hand at it, too/Just please never try stand-up, or I won’t know what to do/And so today you’re turning 30, and I’ve one last thing to say/Pease don’t copy the other Harry and ever run away.”

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