It’s not politics that make the UK rubbish at Eurovision – it’s the fact our songs are bad | Chris Lochery

Rachael is DUMPED from Love Island Australia and partner Chris hooks up with bomb Zoe a day later

Chris and Liam Hemsworth fly down to Sydney with Gabriella Brooks and their parents on a private jet

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