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Interview With the Vampire Recap: Willkommen, Bienvenue


We finally get Daniel and Armand’s meet-cute and the moment book readers have been waiting for all series. Time to go to the the-ay-tah!

Wearing a fedora twice as big as his body, Armand approaches Louis cruising in the rambles and gives him his card: Directeur artistique of the Theatre des Vampires, which brings us to the centerpiece of the episode, the one that fans of the books have surely been waiting for this whole time. The show, we learn from Armand, “had become amusingly passé amongst the theater community, and found a more receptive audience from our Anglican friends now invading post-war,” which (a) is a good dig at the low taste of the boorish Brits, and (b) explains why they’re performing in English. • I didn’t have subtitles handy but I’m pretty sure Claudia said, after reading Louis and Armand’s minds, “now I know what two blood-fat cocks slapping hands feels like, so thanks for that.” I … Je téléphone à la police.

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