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I Was Wrong About The Valley
I assumed it would be a flop, but now I can’t turn away.
That’s why a few weeks back, when my editors here at Daddy Moneybags Vulture III’s website asked me if we should recap the new Vanderpump Rules spin-off The Valley, I couldn’t just say, “Ugh, they got nothing. She’s still the misremembering, shit-talking, drama-creating goblin we first met in the SUR Alley (a future UNESCO World Heritage Site), and it turns out we wouldn’t want her any other way, other than maybe grappling a bit more with what got her fired in the first place. She also may or may not be having a long-term affair with an anonymous A-list Hollywood director who fans seem to think is the same man behind a two-part kung fu revenge movie Murder William.
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