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I was a WAG for 16 years and this is my message to the sobbing snowflakes of Married To The Game: 'Suck it up, buttercup, this is the life you signed up for!'

Married To The Game follows wives and female partners who have hitched themselves to a top footballer. Yet they are all at pains to point out that their world isn't all it's cracked up to be

While you might have got your top-of-the-range interiors just the way you like them, the kids in the best schools and finally discovered the perfect nail salon, a transfer deal can happen in a matter of hours and you need to be prepared to leave at the drop of a hat. You've got the cars, the clothes, the Cheshire mansion, the private jet and the perma-tan... but having the bespoke silk rug pulled out from under you as you start a new life thousands of miles from home is going to be very bloody lonely. She learnt her lesson early after making the foolish mistake of staying in Blighty during David's transfer to Real Madrid in 2003, when his alleged four-month liaison with PA Rebecca Loos took place.

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