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It’s time to publicly regret your Kate Middleton bits.

There was no juicy soap-opera scandal about her absence, no courtly drama unfolding behind the palace walls; she simply got the same kind of bad news people all over the world get every day: She has cancer. As the weeks wore on, “Kate Middleton” quickly became a highly valuable search term, making any and all mention of her a lucrative topic for anyone whose business relied on getting people to look at advertising (see: all of television and media). And then there’s Stephen Colbert who, before it was revealed that Middleton has cancer, did an extended bit at the end of his monologue on March 12 about the rumored affair between Rose Hanbury, Marchioness of Cholmondeley, and Prince William.

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