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House of the Dragon Scorecard: Burn Notice
While everyone else is raising armies and rounding up dragons, Mysaria will fight the battle of hot gossip.
I would have accepted anything from “shouting her suspicions about Aemond” to “clobbering Criston with one of those giant marbles sitting on the table” to “the vein bulging inside her eye exploding and shooting her brain matter into her wine.” I mean, imagine if you knew your friend was home alone and had nothing to eat for dinner and you rang their doorbell at six-ish with a bag of cheeseburgers in your hand and they peeked inside and said, “Hmmm, a steak would have been nice.” Think about how annoyed you’d be. Please take a few minutes this week and picture an episode of an HGTV show where an upbeat host pops up unannounced to renovate Harrenhal and Simon has to give a tour explaining every structural problem in the castle.
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