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Evil Recap: Jesus, Pillow, and Michael Bay
Imagine your dead loved one screaming at you about burning in hell. No thanks.
To make it worse: They’ve discovered that in some instances — specifically when the words Jesus, pillow, and Michael Bay are used in a chat with the AI — it becomes possessed, screaming at the person on the other line in Latin, Aramaic, and some other unknown, very demonlike language. That tracks because as the team arrives at the Last Connection offices to ream them out, they learn that the entire ethics department has been fired and the company will be rolling out the app regardless of any issues raised. She literally breaks the glass ceiling, killing a few men in the process, and collectively the women make a few demands of the Manager: bonuses, seats on the board, and Leland’s termination.
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