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The penultimate season-seven episode ends with one of the series’ most twistedly funny denouements, as Larry explains to his horrified doctor (Randall Park, now of Fresh Off the Boat), “I’ve been seeing this 9-year-old girl, and she has a rash on her pussy.” Meanwhile, “Table Read” allows Michael Richards a chance at redemption for the things he said during an unhinged real-life stand-up set earlier that year. Along the way, Larry lashes out at Antoinette for sharing the news of his anal tickle, which evolves into Richard Gere–worthy gossip; imitates a disability to deter a possible new office tenant ( a definite no-no in the post-Trump era); and chooses Sammi’s bat mitzvah as the platform for clearing up the aforementioned scatological scuttlebutt. Larry feigned Orthodox Judaism as long as he could to help Richard Lewis skip the line for a donated kidney, but once Iris Bahr’s devout Rachel insisted they leap off a stranded ski lift so they’re not seated together after dark, he mouths that telltale, somewhat rhetorical question while gnashing on a pair of edible underwear.
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