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Every Delusion in This Season of Vanderpump Rules
The show’s post-Scandoval era has been a nonstop parade of fibs, fabrications, and foolishness. Let us count the ways.
Our little group has had quite the season (and quite the explosive finale) full of moments so deranged they make Tom Schwartz’s top-down convertible ride to get a midlife crisis tattoo look practically tame, dare I say even boring, in comparison. And yet he doesn’t bring you around his friends, and he says things like “I just don’t want a relationship” and “Hey, we’re going to a singles night and I’m going to play tonsil hockey with another girl in front of you wait … Why are you crying?” What’s a hairdresser to do but take out her pent-up emotions on that stupid brunette head of his? There was no way this interaction was going to end in anything but flaming chaos, especially when the conversation started with a lit match called “I’m sorry if I did anything to hurt you.” If Katie and Jo are going to hash out their issues, they should do it in a neutral, calm space where they can talk openly, not a booze party where a random guy is throwing chairs around like it’s the goddamn WWE.
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