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Emily in Paris Premiere Recap: I Was Speechless When I Woke Up to Your TikTok


Will Emily ever fully pay for her many crimes? Unlikely, but the premiere suggests she’ll have to face some consequences for her careless actions.

Alfie won’t text her back, and because we have lost Madeline and her pregnancy, it is extremely difficult to know how much time is passing on this show, but Emily is acting as if it has been some unconscionable interregnum since they last spoke. Absolutely hilarious to see Gabriel incapacitated by a hand burn at the restaurant — Emily in Paris does not obey the laws of space or time, but it does recognize the Inviolable Rules of Television Health and Medicine, which decrees that injuries are never deforming but are always, conveniently, just debilitating enough to require assistance from a love interest. Nicolas gifts Mindy a JVMA outfit to wear to tomorrow’s event — all the characters will be attending the French Open — and it’s basically a Pepto Bismol–colored Jackie O-type suit.

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