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Elsbeth Recap: Such a Perfect Day


Captain Wagner gets stuck with a nepo baby with a gun.

This swaggering baby, who has chosen sexist remarks as the cherry on the sundae of his terrible behavior, throws up his hands and says he’s calling Captain Wagner because, and I am not kidding, he “can’t work like this!” Kaya, who is a justifiably aggrieved party, wonders aloud why he is the lead detective on this case when her promotion paperwork has been submitted and she’s right there. A helpful bartender (Paul Deo, Jr.) explains that Nathan and Chloe were the only people in the restaurant that night, as it’s open exclusively to building residents and their guests, but occupancy in the luxury high-rise is down 30 percent due to skyrocketing rent and insufficiently grand amenities. Chloe’s consulting rate is $5,000/hour, and her advertised services include culinary arts, decor, and fashion styling, but she’s also got a little wardrobe full of sexy costumes on hand and, perhaps most confounding of all, a massive painting in its well-insulated custom wood shipping crate.

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